Junie B. Jones Is (almost) a Flower Girl by Barbara Park
Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-307-75471-4
Publisher: Random House Children's Books
Published: 1999-03-25T16:00:00+00:00
7/Hope
Mother bought me a beautiful dress for the wedding.
It had golden puffery sleeves. And it came all the way to the floor.
Also, she bought me fancy pantyhose with glimmery shimmers on them. And brand-new shiny gold shoes.
I could not thank that woman enough!
I thanked her the whole time I was in the store.
“Thank you, Mother!” I said. “Thank you for my beautiful dress! Thank you for my fancy pantyhose! And thank you, thank you for my shiny gold shoes!”
I smiled real big.
“Now all I need is my blue fake bunny fur cape. And I will be all set!”
Mother shook her head.
“Oh no. No way,” she said. “We’ve spent quite enough for one day.”
I looked and looked at that woman. ’Cause she has no fashion sense, apparently.
“Yes, but I have to have a blue fake bunny fur cape, Mother,” I said. “Lucille says a blue fur cape adds elegance to any outfit. Lucille says—”
Mother interrupted my words. Her voice sounded scary in my ear.
“I don’t care what Lucille says,” she grouched. “No…fur…cape.”
I quick backed up from her.
“All rightie then,” I said kind of nervous.
After that, I helped carry my bags to the car. And I behaved myself all the way home.
Then I runned to my house with all my beautiful things. And I tried my flower girl dress on for Daddy.
And guess what else?
I walked all the way down the hall!
And I didn’t even trip!
Daddy gave me a thumbs-up.
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